bookling: kitteh-neon: glossylalia: boehnertroll: thedailywhat: Teste Tincture of the Day: Wellington, New Zealand’s Green Man Pub recently introduced a rather night-marish sounding cocktail that’s equestionable at best: Apple-infused horse semen. The “active ingredient” arrives fresh from a Christchurch stallion farm, and is severed chilled in a shot glass for NZ$25 (US$20) a pop. According to pub co-owner Steve Drummond, women were the drink’s chief clientele. “”Ladies thought it was great,” he told The Dominion Post. “A couple were going to go home and get their husbands to eat grass.” [tdp / metro.] … BARFING ALL OVER THE PLACE NO! WHY?! WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?! WHY ARE YOU BUYING THESE! NO!  I don’t even. There’s not even alcohol in it! I could almost understand if you were like, “Let’s get drunk on horse semen guys!” for laughs. ALMOST. But it’s JUST HORSE JIZZ. Whose job is it to bottle it?  That seems like it’d be quite tedious work.

bookling:

kitteh-neon:

glossylalia:

boehnertroll:

thedailywhat:

Teste Tincture of the Day: Wellington, New Zealand’s Green Man Pub recently introduced a rather night-marish sounding cocktail that’s equestionable at best: Apple-infused horse semen.

The “active ingredient” arrives fresh from a Christchurch stallion farm, and is severed chilled in a shot glass for NZ$25 (US$20) a pop.

According to pub co-owner Steve Drummond, women were the drink’s chief clientele. “”Ladies thought it was great,” he told The Dominion Post. “A couple were going to go home and get their husbands to eat grass.”

[tdp / metro.]

…

BARFING ALL OVER THE PLACE

NO! WHY?! WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?! WHY ARE YOU BUYING THESE! NO! 

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I don’t even.

There’s not even alcohol in it! I could almost understand if you were like, “Let’s get drunk on horse semen guys!” for laughs. ALMOST. But it’s JUST HORSE JIZZ.

Whose job is it to bottle it?  That seems like it’d be quite tedious work.

(via bookling-stormborn)

11 months ago
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    Only Zeke… Sheep shagger. *smirks*
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    Whose job is it to bottle it? That seems like it’d be quite tedious work.
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    Jesu Cristo, no. No. Why.
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    another round of horse semen for my friends!
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    I think I could get over a lot of things from girls’ pasts, but drinking horse semen is not on that list. Especially...
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    You really can sell people anything.
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    There’s not even alcohol in it! I could almost understand if you were like, “Let’s get drunk on horse semen guys!” for...
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    getting jizzy with it (na na na na na na)
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    NO! WHY?! WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?! WHY ARE YOU BUYING THESE! NO!
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